It's so hot...
It's so hot, I can hear the sizzling sound of all my body fat burning like spam on a hot pan.
It's so hot, all the skimpy nightgowns we've bought for aesthetic purposes are paraded around like it's mardi gras, Asian style.
It's so hot, we're perspiring even in our sleep. Ugh.
It's so hot, my skin is developing some strange and
extremely itchy summer rashes that is driving me bonkers.
It's so hot, our apartment looks like a miny Playboy mansion grotto. Only much less boobs. And booty. And flamingoes.
It's so hot, we can bake muffins without even switching on the oven.
It's so hot, I think my brains are fried into crispy strips!
It's so hot, I think I'm gonna cry just to cool my cheeks down.
It's so hot, I'm beginning to hallucinate...
GAaaAAAaaHHHhHHhhh, hHoOooOooOooTttTTttt~!!!
