Things you so hafta watch to believe: (And they're all available online! =O) 1. Ashlee Simpson was caught lip-syncing in SNL I say it's about time something like this happened; all her reality TV show (The Ashlee Simpson Show) did was expose her as a whiny drama queen - "the whole session juz flowed so smoothly, it was so awesome! my talented, uncreditted producer strumming the guitar and belting out lyrics, me just nodding and like, totally feeling it..." - who throws a tantrum coz she can't hit the notes after the first 50 tries. 2. Taiwanese politicians are hitting it up (literally) again in official meetings. This time it's a fOod fight! Gosh you guys really hafta see the video; it's hilarious. It's not like everyday you see reserved Chinese showing so much... emotion. Heh. Not sure how this will affect the reputations of other Chinese though. 3. Fidel Castro tripped over a step on the way off a stage. The video clip would've been funnier if it wasn't for the fact that he's old and ...uncomfortably frail. I like it better when he was young and dynamic and robust and aRrogant. 4. Prince Harry was hit by a paparazzi camera accidentally. The cameraman was then smashed in the face with the forementioned camera intentionally. 5. Champion figure skater Tatiana Totmianina fell face first during a performance. While someone was lifting her way above his head. Caution: Might induce involuntary wincing and gasping.

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