Anyone who wants to take leaves has to fill in a Leave Notification Form and pass it to us before we hand it in to the top management for approval. Most of them are pretty vague about their reasons for taking leaves, like 'going to bank', or 'attend kid's sports day' or something. Some just simply put 'personal' and leave it at that.
But then there's one today that stood out from the rest. On the form, clearly in bold letters, this guy just announced to his bosses that he has piles, which is the reason he has to take leave.
Of all the reasons in the world, he couldn't think of a less embarrassing reason. I know honestly is the best policy, but this is too much information.
Now whenever I see him, I'm gonna think piles
