I hereby resolve to...
I know I've just denounced yearly goals and resolutions as flaky and unrealistic, but eversince I posted that entry my mind's been flooded with suggestions and things to do (not necessarily limited to this year only; preferably all things achieved will last much longer) that I've decided to risk being labeled a hypocrite and join the resolution-list bandwagon too.
Things I resolve to do/achieve starting now:
- read two books every month (magazines and instruction manuals not included)
- bring own bible to church service (maybe install bible software into phone?)
- spend less on clothes and shoes
- set realistic goals (in response to above statement)
- go for regular pap smear check-ups (eeps)
- pay phone bills on time
- put more effort into keeping in touch with friends and family
- reply emails and text messages more diligently (in response to above statement)
- start prayer journal (use half-used journal from previous year)
- be less abusive to boyfriend (suggested by said boyfriend)
- clean bathroom twice a week
- make full use of gym membership
- call parents more often
- learn how to do bikini wax on self (am told is physically impossible but will not give up trying – wax salons are expensive!)
- exterminate ants and mosquitoes from face of earth
- conquer fear of cockroaches and balloons
- find out own alcohol limit (has never been drunk despite several reckless drinking sessions)
- research permanent cure for heartburn/gastritis
- switch from toxic, bleach-soaked pads to organic, environmentally & vaginally friendly pads/tampons
